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Category : Kolumnen

Zoff in Marokko

Meine bislang einzige regelmäßige (humoristische) Kolumne: „Panoptikum“ in der ambitionierten, aber mittlerweile leider untergegangenen Kabarett- und Satire-Zeitschrift „Klein&Kunst“. Hier ein Beispiel daraus. Entschuldigen Sie, wenn ich etwas langsamer schreibe als gewohnt, aber ich hab heut ein bissi Kopfweh und da geht das alles nicht so schnell, ok? Gut, also wo war ich? Ach ja, ganz […]

Wenn schon, denn schon

Meine bislang einzige regelmäßige (humoristische) Kolumne: „Panoptikum“ in der ambitionierten, aber mittlerweile leider untergegangenen Kabarett- und Satire-Zeitschrift „Klein&Kunst“. Hier ein Beispiel daraus. Eine der irritierendsten Neuerungen der „Neuen Deutschen Rechtschreibung“ (von Kollegen Brix in seinem Programm ja völlig zutreffend als „größter Schas seit dem Zweiten Weltkrieg“) bezeichnet, ist ja das Getrenntschreiben. Denn, ehrlich gesagt, ob […]