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schüttelAus dem Vorwort:
„Franz Mittler, österreichischer Großmeister der Kunst des Schüttelreimens schüttelte einst den Klassiker:

Einem Mutigen bangt selten –
Warum graut dir vor St. Pölten?

Zwar blieb das nicht der einzige von Mittler geschüttelte österreichische Ort (man denke nur an einen anderen Klassiker: Was soll das Gejiddl in Kammer am See? / Samma am Kai?), aber tatsächlich ist die Ausbeute an österreichischer Geographie im Mittler’schen Oeuvre gering. Dabei hätte allein Niederösterreich über 3000 Orte! Warum also nur einen (wenn auch die Landeshauptstadt) schütteln – warum nicht 100? Und wenn man schon dabei ist, warum nicht gleich sämtliche Bundesländer der Schüttelprüfung unterziehen? Gedacht, getan. (…)“

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von Harald Havas & Nicole Kolisch
Schüttelreime für mehr als 700 Dörfer und Städte

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